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Received from: Diana
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To treat my bronchitis, the doctor pulled out his prescription
pad. "This is for Zithromax," he said as he wrote, then
muttered, "Mypenzadyne."
I was familiar with the antibiotic Zithromax but not the other
drug. "What's Mypenzadyne?" He looked confused for a second then
enunciated slowly. "My pen is dying."
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Received from: Nancy
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Three-year-old Sean, son of Bill, an airline pilot, played with
his food on his plate, Bill picked up Sean's spoon, put some peas
on it and said, "Zoom, zoom. Open your hangar. Here comes and
airplane." Sean clenched his teeth and then said, "Wrong airport,
Daddy."
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Received from: Marty
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Donna Horton White, after sinking a 25-foot putt in an LPGA
tournament in Deerfield Beach, Fla., while seven months pregnant:
"That putt was so good I could feel the baby applauding."
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Received from: Marty
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Mike Luit, St. Louis Blues goalie, on rule changes he'd like to
see in the NHL: "Make the puck bigger and softer."
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Received from: Andrew
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THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES (MR. PRESIDENT)
Each President has displayed his own kind of humor, from
Kennedy's wit to George W. Bush's Middle English. Johnson had
the down-home story... Ford had dry observation and a pratfall or
two; Reagan had the impeccable anecdote... Clinton had great
timing and... Carter had his comebacks.
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Received from: Nancy
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{ Total votes: 40 }
The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage.
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