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Some things are hard to grasp.

Where do square fish come from so that fast-food outlets can make square fish sandwiches?

Why do we play a round of golf, but we square dance?

Why does a business have to tell the truth about his product, but politicians can lie about each other?

Why does a can of dog food have more nutritional information on it than a jar of baby food?

Why are women's size 6 shoes smaller than a man's size 6 shoe?

Why do British drivers drive on the left side of the road and most others drivers in the world drive on the right side?

Why does it "rain cats and dogs" and not "catfish and bass"?

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