Aries
(March 21 -
April 19)
It's ok to whistle while you work. Your co-workers will draw the line at
yodelling
while you work, however. They're probably just jealous.
Taurus
(April 20 -
May 20)
Excellent day to slurp soup. Remember: if you're going to do anything, do it
well.
Obviously, that includes slurping.
Gemini
(May 21 -
June 20)
When's the last time you did something nice for Doug? Sure, he's cranky a
lot, and
dresses funny, but he's a good person. Perhaps you should take him to lunch?
Cancer
(June 21 -
July 22)
You are coming down with a truly horrendous cold. The kind of cold that makes
everyone
else miserable, just by looking at you. That's just the kind of inconsiderate
behavior
people are starting to expect from you, too.
Leo (July 23
- August
22)
You will be sucked into a multi-level marketing organization today, and will
lose all
your friends, along with your self-respect. Later, though, you'll realize that
your new
friends are much better than those old friends, and that you feel like
you're part
of a big "family". Or at least, that's what you'll say.
Virgo
(August 23 -
September 22)
Good day to avoid pickled herring.
Libra
(September 22
- October 22)
You are being watched by a large penguin. Act normal.
Scorpio
(October
23 - November 21)
Remember to put a disclaimer at the bottom of your report, to say that it
doesn't
necessarily reflect the views of your management, or, for that matter, of any
other
carbon-based life form.
Sagittarius
(November
22 - December 21)
You will believe a completely rediculous hoax about a computer virus today,
and
everyone will tease you mercilessly.
Capricorn
(December
22 - January 20)
Today you will flip a coin 4 times, and it will come up "heads",
"tails", "heads", "heads". Then someone will come
up and say
"hey, whatcha doing?" Then the phone will ring. Just a coincidence,
though, in
this case.
Aquarius
(January
21 - February 18)
Unleash the power you have chained inside you! Just don't let it make those
annoying
"yip yip yip" sounds or pee on the lawn, this time.
Pisces
(February 19
- March 20)
Good day to snitch cookies when nobody's looking.
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