The Winning Caption Submitted by: DasReboot Votes: 12

Oldies but GOLDIES!

2nd Place Submitted by: I love the red sox Votes: 10

Numerous bo-tox sessions: $50,000 4 sets of breast implants: $200,000 4 face lifts: $80,000 4 tummy tucks: $300,000 Still being conisdered sexy at 60: priceless

3rd Place Submitted by: louise Votes: 9

The Cations, The Captions, Thats what this should be, The Golden Girls brought laughter To you and to me. They're not through yet, The re-runs are back. You can watch them each night Just before you hit the sack. Leave Joke Master alone, He know's what he's doing. Don't let this Caption sight Come to a ruin.

4th Place Submitted by: louise Votes: 7

MEET THE GOLDEN GIRLS!!! Blanche, The slut who has more fun than anyone, laying flat on her back. Dorothy, Who loves to slam the door on "Hey, Dorothy, it's me, Stan". Rose, The nitwitt who was the queen of the three legged stool, milking contest in St. Oliff. Ma, The ever loveing, poker faced comic saying, " Its my bed, I'll do what I want to in it, just don't fan the cover."

5th Place Submitted by: DasReboot Votes: 7

Samantha, how your hair has BLANCHE'd! Like an almond boiled on heat way up high Miranda, your once red locks are now SOPHIA in number Though you still sport a glamorous thigh! Charlotte, your face like a ROSE has withered Peachy soft skin has turned to mincemeat pie And Carrie, hard to imagine how I'd ever a-DORE THEE? If 40 years have really passed please send me back to 2003!

6th Place Submitted by: Becky Votes: 6

HOT Mamas!! You go, Golden Girls!! (Hey.... We've still "got it!")

7th Place Submitted by: sassy Votes: 6

they keep going and going and going.........like demented energizer bunnies

8th Place Submitted by: sassy Votes: 6

Rue wakes up from a sound sleep and smiles a little smile..cause in her dream she's still the prettiest girl..god she was a piece of work!!!

9th Place Submitted by: Don997 Votes: 6

"Harlots "R" US" 50th Year Anniversary!

10th Place Submitted by: snowbby Votes: 6

So it's true. The fact that the Golden Girls are still around in 2043, just proves that they all did have the heads frozen, so that they would live forever. They just got new bodies. (Those of you that are Golden Girls' fans know what I am talking about)