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Received from: the little woman
A large corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are
all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming
briefing. "You get all the usual benefits, and you can go to the
cafeteria for something to eat. But please, don't eat any of our
employees."
The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very
hard and I'm satisfied with your work. However, one of our
secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to
her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads "No."
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the
others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"
A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader continued. "For
four weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed
anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually
does something."
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Received from: Anonymous Author
What's the difference between a wife, a nympho, and a hooker?
The nympho says, "You're done already?"
The hooker says, "Are you done yet?"
And the wife says, "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
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