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Received from: Lorraine A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group ...

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Received from: Ken I'm never lost. Someone's always telling me where to go.

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Received from: Lorraine SEVEN CLUES THAT YOUR DOG MIGHT BE IN CHARGE 1. ...

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Received from: Lorraine My wife and I get along just great, except that ...

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Received from: Marty An elderly New Englander, interviewed for a public opinion poll, ...

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Received from: Diana At a highway restaurant the waitress took a customer's order ...

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Received from: Lorraine To walk only on sunny days is to never reach ...

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Received from: Quirk "Have you noticed how expensive fireworks are? And with gasoline ...

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Received from: Barry Blessed are the peacemakers: they will never be out of ...

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Received from: cutie pa2ti The train for Chicago leaves at 1:15, the train for ...

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Received from: Lorraine "It seems a long time since the morning mail could ...

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Received from: Lorraine In 1986, Kevin Spacey landed his first screen role, as ...

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Received from: Lorraine "He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and ...

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Received from: Ollie Q: Why did the orange stop in the middle of ...

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